broccoli-goblin:

prozack:

mywaitisyou:

the fact that we need 8 hugs a day for maintenance is so specific but i love that someone figured that out . now please line up

Eight?!?! Wow I’m so so so behind 😪 explains a lot.

For some clarity:

You need a total of zero hugs to exist.

Might I also offer:

clashofkings:

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

tigerjpg:

i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

sandmandaddy69:

Me my future hubby and our baby

virgoboy:

i am at a point in my life.

vomitnoise:

I FUCKING LOVE SPONGEBOB, IM A TRUE FUCKING SPONGEHEAD. REBLOG IF YOUR A FELLOW SPONGEHEAD

thatsoup:

Adderall should be added to water like fluoride is

soberscientistlife:

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

fortunatelyfresco:

oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011:

homunculus-argument:

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

May I propose the fill ins?

#i am undiagnosing myself with ‘adhd’ and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard’

visible-disappointment:

getting another black band t shirt will fix me

classycookiexo: